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Day 2
Now he's a chud with clean teeth.
No toothbrush, so it's back to Fresh Mart, where James buys his first ever (extra firm). Three hours later the sink has seen things and his teeth are white. The rest of his face looks worse by comparison. Sarah replies: "haha you haven't changed at all." The hairline sends a postcard.
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Day 1
Look at him. James is a chud.
Headset on, orange snack dust up to the elbow, and Prom Sarah just texted. The mirror fogs up, the fridge says no, a dog files a complaint, and a puddle looks away. James replies to Sarah with "k."
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